OMG, cute: Vanity has a blow hole
It seems dolphins and gays have more in common that we knew. Not only are dolphins — like gays — among the smartest of magical…
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OMG, my eyes: Christmas sweaters
There are two reasons people gather for parties in the name of sweaters: Bill Cosby and Christmas. If you can manage to find a sweater…
OMG, finally: The truth about Santa
Well, now we know. And how much hotter is Santa when he walks around shirtless???
OMG, naughty or nice? Sexy, sexy Santa
I just want everyone to know this is what happens when you type “sexy santa” into YouTube. And now, tragically, it’s stuck in my head.
OMG, Ronnie gets it in ‘da booty for Jersey Shore Season 3
I don’t know why, I don’t know when, and I don’t know how…but Ronnie, the beeftastic bad dancer from The Jersey Shore, gets an anal…
OMG, watch her open up: Jessica Simpson
Damiana Garcia gets really intimate with Jessica Simpson (played by William Belli of Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives), as they discuss John Mayer, being lonely, and…
OMG, fail: For a good time call…
Normally, this sort of message is reserved for bathroom stalls, but I found Mr. 117 on the wall while waiting for the subway. I wonder…