Singer-songwriter Danny Polaris told Pink News:
“I was partying at a club, and I took a Viagra before I went. I met a nurse, who I went home with, who ended up injecting an erection enhancer into my cock. I thought, why not, what could possibly go wrong?”
Polaris said a number of painful treatments including driving needles through his junk and a plastic nail down his urethra failed to alleviate his suffering. He said he’s not sure if he’ll ever have sex again.
Wa-wa-wee-wah! Gadzooks! Thoughts, OMG!? This is not a mockumentary! Will you be donating to Danny’s GoFundMe for his boner-gone-bad? (Or is it just gonna go toward helping him pay for the hard stuff later?)