This listing for a 2BR home in Toronto is what happens when a real estate agency hires a recent liberal arts grad with a creative writing concentration and no moral compass and tells them to let their imagination run wild. OMG buddy Steve (@allsteveallthetime) found this flyer in his neighborhood and it is destined for Internet greatness. Here’s a taste:
The keys are in your hand. The feeling of ownership comes over you from the moment you walk through the door. The birds are not the only ones singing happily. This feeling of comforting warmth touches you. You almost want to get down on your knees and kiss the floor.
Read the first page of this masterpiece below.
And read the rest after the jump!
Well composed love it