!! OMG, Boo-hoo! Noah Cyrus’ is selling a $12,000 bottle of her own tears !!

The singer’s latest merch collab for her upcoming Good Cry EP includes a twelve thousand dollar bottle of her own tears.

According to the description, “This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness. Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f—ing weird if you drank someone else’s tears.”

The bottle is only available for 48 hours, so get them while they’re available!

[via billboard]

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3 Comments on "OMG, Boo-hoo! Noah Cyrus’ is selling a $12,000 bottle of her own tears"

  1. What sick bastard would buy someone else’s tears, let alone the psycho crazy enough to think they’re that famous and wanted to warrant selling them……

  2. Who the fuck is that and why should we care???

  3. And some damned fool will buy it, too!

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