Satan has truly bought stocks in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch franchise, as proven by the commercial above for a selfie stick that doubles as a fucking spoon. I think the comments in the comment section on Youtube really sum up what this means for humanity…
The awful thing is that everybody knows you don’t eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch with a spoon. You eat it dry with your fingers, one delightful piece at a time.
The real controversy started when she deep-throated the selfie stick.
Disney Parks banned selfie sticks. Sometimes you just want to beat them soundly about the head with their selfie stick.