SPOILER ALERT! ****
Elisa, the film’s protagonist in The Shape Of Water, ends up getting down and dirty with a smooth-crotched monster who is capable of penetrative sex which reveals itself in intimate moments:
She takes her folded hands and slowly opens them like a book, suggesting, I don’t know, some sort of fishy dick saloon doors? Horrifying.
She doesn’t divulge anything about the dong’s specific contours—but thanks to Tumblr user XenoCatArtifacts, a maker of monster-inspired sex toys, she doesn’t have to. The fish dick implied by but never shown in The Shape of Water is now a functional dildo.
Check out what it looks like (and maybe buy one for yourself!?) after the NSFW jump!