@jasonsegel I am going to eat a picture of your face everyday until you eat a picture of my face. #eatmyfacesegelhttps://t.co/huQqDlXVhx pic.twitter.com/QviHdyfjVW
— Noah Maloney (@zestynoah) February 16, 2017
WHY?! — who the fuck knows! But some dude from Toronto really wants Jason Segel‘s attention (RANDOM!) and will eat a photo of Jason’s face everyday until he eats one of his! Hopefully Segal will crack and won’t end up being responsible for the man’s demise!
This sounds like the kind of guy who would kidnap you and eat you from the bottom up for months. Stay away Jason.
Igor, it’s Segel, not Segal.
Ick.