I can’t believe I didn’t notice those two identical men were different people! Who wants a tall glass of white milk!? Only 2% of percent got this right! Can you? Check out Brain Job: Perception above!
Slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, grunge music and Blockbuster video nights! Dive into why this neon-splashed, dial-up-dominated era was, like, totally the bomb, in a photo gallery after the jump!
Leave it up to those robots over in the AI department to come up with the most depraved concepts for LEGO sets! But honestly, in today’s world… why coddle the kid? –Let them know the harsh realities of life with something that might prepare them for what’s to come!
Check out AI-generated LEGO SETS after the jump!
For as wasted as you think you’ve been, there’s always gonna be a seat cushion, a house or a pot of pasta that was MORE fucked up than you were. Isn’t that a relief. Cheers to that!
Check out a full gallery of Drunk Inanimate Objects after the jump!
Following the lawsuits by Sandy Hook families against Alex Jones and Infowars, and the resulting $1.487 billion in judgments against him, his assets were put up for auction in bankruptcy. Both supporters and opponents of Jones bid on it, with his supporters planning to keep him doing the same thing, but The Onion won, with support from some of the Sandy Hook families.
The Onion now owns Infowars’ studio, archives, trademarks, website, and social media; Jones plans to challenge the sale. LOL
The Onion says Infowars’ launch advertiser will be Everytown for Gun Safety, and gun safety will remain part of the site’s messaging. Good on them! Find Onion CEO Bryce P. Tetraeder‘s full statement on the purchase of the fallen
As a writer for The Onion and a cartoonist featured in The New Yorker, MAD Magazine, and Cartoon Network, McNamee has mastered the craft of transforming everyday moments into comedic gold. Keep scrolling to enjoy some of the funniest highlights after the jump!
If you got an early start on pumpkin carving this year, you may already have some gurning ghouls on your porch these year! But do their blackened shards of rotten gourd hold a handle to your very own!? Find out after the jump!