Would you be competing for the love of these guys? What about “THE REAL LIFE JAMES BOND” – LOL! This show hasn’t even started and it’s already a whole lotta EYEBROWS, SCREECHING, and BOTOX …and that’s just Lance Bass! — So much going on here, we can’t keep track — annnnd we’re already HOOKED! Check out the trailer above!
I still don’t get how a show like this is supposed to work.
Call me crazy, but if I were trapped in a house with 15+ hunks who go through the same ordeal as I do, I would probably make a move on one of them, rather than the douche who is presumably Prince Charming yet dates 14 other people at the same time.
I AM ALL ABOUT DATING WHAT YOU FIND MAKES YOUR PEEN STAND UP….WE ALL HAVE PREFERENCES……BUT WHY IS IT ALWAYS SOME WHITE OR WHITE-ER LOOKING GUY LIKE THIS….WHO HAS A PAID WHORE FOR OLD FAT MEN….AND NOT GOOD-LOOKING. ALWAYS ACTING LIKE MORE MELANINATED PEOPLE ARE “CHASING” THEM AND FEEL THE NEED TO SAY THEY ARE NOT “ATTRACTED TO DARKER SKINNED PEOPLE? AND MAKE A PRODUCTION OUT OF IT??
THE BODIES AND DICKS I SEE THEM WALKING AROUND WITH…I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THEY WERE “CHASING” THIS GOOFY LOOKING PAID WHORE GIRL!….LOLOLOL
I refuse to watch a TV show where I am forced to stare at Lance Bass and his overly large head. IT AIN’T HAPPENING…IT AIN’T HAPPENING!!
The only way to get through this is take a shot of your strongest swill whenever you hear “PRINCE CHARMING.”
And, my dick shriveled up. Seriously, when did those voted ‘too insane’ for the Real Housewife series get a sex change? I’ve only seen trainwrecks like this on television, is it something in the studio’s water?
Studio Exec: “One glass of this, and you’ll go from being a normally bitchy stereotype into the super-crazy, ultra moisturized dynasty queen!”
Rent Boy: “You fiend! You’ll never get away with this!”
Studio Exec: “Too late, you’ve been sipping it this entire time! You’re already turning greasier than a paper wrap at a taco stand and weepier than an Italian mother at graduation. Soon, you’ll be more gay than Frankie Grande’s asshole! Mwa hahahaha!”
Rent Boi: “Who?”
Studio Exec: “Drink more of the water. It will come to you! Mwa hahahahaha!”