Stick a fork in him, because he’s DONE! She is tanned and pulled TOIT! Our future-husband Zac Efron looks as if he was on a regime of pre-workout, muscle milk, a truckload of self-tanner, steaks and THE GOOD SHIT to get into shape for this BAYWATCH reboot! Aye Carumba! It’s almost too much!? Is that a thing? Who are we kidding!? I’ll watch his bay anytime! Check out the trailer above! PS. UM… THOSE FLAMES!!!
Shannon, take your waggin’ tongue back to the TRAILER PARK and talk shit there
Imagine Zac Efron layin down a towl and bangin you on the beach. This movie has me sold
THIS CHICKEN LEG SIZED CLOSET QUEEN IS —NOTHING COMPARED TO THE SEXINESS OF THE ROCK!!!!!!!