So you think … you can just show your cooch on network television? Well I guess these days you can, because a contestant on last night’s So You Think You Can Dance went ahead and flashed the most girl part of you for God-fearing dance lovers across our great nation! First a f*ck on Saturday Night Live and now a ladyflower on SYTYCD. What next? I can only hope it involves a shocking dick-slip from Ed Westwick.
Thank you to loyal reader Davey who was quick enough with a digital camera to take a few surprisingly clear snaps off of his television screen. Those and a (disturbingly Zapruderesque) clip after the jump. Safe for work only if yr an OB/GYN.
Click for the bigger images. Oh, and ladies? I’m not trying to sound like your grandma here, but WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO UNDIES? I’m wearing them right now– in the total privacy of my own bedroom!!– and they feel great.
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(Thanks to Mario for the video code!)
Reminds me of a song I used to sing while still in my teens:
“By the c, by the c, by the _unt”
you and me, you and me
oh how happy we’ll be…
No doubt she was doing the Hoochie Coochie dance.And she did it very well….
It really makes me laugh when know-it-alls are wrong.
Timothy, you have made me laugh–and for that, I thank you. XX, I thank you even more for correcting the incorrect person. 🙂
for the record, the vulva is the entirety of the external female genitalia, which includes: the Labia Majora (the outer vaginal “lips”), the Labia Minora (the inner vaginal “lips”) and the clitoris. you can spread the labia, but you can’t really “spread” the vulva.
Nothing is real on “Reality Television”. Anyone can clearly see that was a “Stunt” avocado!!!
There is a dance style (I forget what it’s called. French mime?) that involves wearing a loose white dress with nothing on underneath AND at some point briefly flashing the audience. I am not making this up. I saw a live performance of this in the 70s. What made it really funny was that there was a Catholic priest in the front row–who had never seen one before!
That style is what this dancer may have been doing.
Timothy, you do not have to spread the vulva in order to see labia. There is labia minora and labia majora and women with excess labia do not have to spread anything.
Everyone needs an anatomy lesson. Vagina is the hole. Labia are around the hole. The split you can see is the VULVA. Unless you spread the vulva apart, you cannot see the labia or the vagina.
“See, right here you can see her labia, when her leg goes back…and to the left.
Back…and to the left.
Back…and to the left.”
Ewwww….. It looked weird.
looks like a horse or a cow’s behind…lol
i was watching this while i was on the elliptical at the gym and lost my balance a bit, i had that look that dogs get when you talk to them and they move their heads side to side, and i thought “did i just see a vagina?”, i guess i did.
Always bet on black!
much ado about nothing.
Awesome, nothing like a little creative freedom