!! OMG, and AHMEN: Presenting The Anti-Masturbation Cross !!

Keep your child’s hands away from their dangerous SIN ZONES by tying them to a cross restraint while they sleep! For those faithful parents out there who just want to subtly show the world they’re completely nuts and need a house-call from child protective services.

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4 Comments on "OMG, and AHMEN: Presenting The Anti-Masturbation Cross"

  1. This IS a joke…..right? If not, who is the maniacal company that manufactures such a perverted item? I’d like to blast them a new one! And worse yet, what puritanical nutcase would do this to a child?

  2. I hope this came from The Onion…

  3. That’s just sick!

  4. I have to admit, my first reaction was that this was some type of joke. But then I looked up the site and now I’m not so sure.

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