Will the legalization of Marijuana in Utah lead to STONER RABBITS?!
Yes! IF you ask Matt Fairbanks, a US Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) agent, who told a senate panel that rabbits have “already developed a taste for it” and warned that other animals would too.
Mr Fairbanks explained his “marijuana eradication team” had seen large crops of illegal pot grown on Utah mountainsides destroying the environment.
“I deal in facts, I deal in science,” said Mr Fairbanks, who has worked for the state for ten years.”
Matt deals in facts, people! Not some mumbo-jumbo, horse-feathery like those POTHEADS!
“The deforestation has left marijuana growths [and] rabbits that have cultivated a taste for the marijuana.
“One of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone.”
…Annnnd the issue IS? Let those bunnies get stoned. They’re already out being promiscuous and fucking like rabbits! They’re already headed for Hell! I’m waiting for the other pin to drop here… a quote of something like “AND THEY WON’T STOP UNTIL THEY GET IT” at least… then we worry!
[via the telegraph]