Have yourself a very Mary J. Christmas! Start by punching your husband in the face! Although Page Six reports that Mary J. Blige recently assaulted her husband at her record release party, screaming “What are you gonna do, Chris Brown me?”— and leaving him battered and bloody— Blige’s spokesperson denies denies denies, retorting “People lie and don’t know what they’re talking about!” (Page Six)
In other news of celebrity marital tragedy, did you hear Susan Sarandon (maybe) left Tim Robbins for a 31-year-old “ping-pong entrepreneur”? I know, right? I am heartbroken! I hope this young fellow can do really amazing things with the ping-pong balls, otherwise WTF Susan? (Gawker)
AND MEANWHILE, who the f*ck ever knows what’s happening in the Jolie-Pitt household!? Angelina Jolie recently told Das Neue magazine (that’s German!):
“I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship. It’s worse to leave your partner and talk badly about him afterwards. Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we never restrict each other. The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he’s wrong and reacts in a defiant way. Then I can get so angry that I tear his shirt.”
(Daily Telegraph Via Jezebel)
What is happening in Hollywood! Next thing, you’ll be hearing that Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid are breaking… oh. Never mind then!
I Like this pose, so hot 0_o