The big surprise out of Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron‘s collaboration for “The Paperboy” is that… wait for it… she pees on him [amy grindhouse]
OMG, someone wants to marry Keira Knightley‘s underbite, err, Keira Knightley [huffpost]
Two words: Florent Manaudou [oh la la]
Kim Kardashian‘s Cannes outfits are looking a little too familiar… [evil beet]
Meanwhile, the queen of not wearing any outfits at all, Jenna Jameson, got herself a DUI at 1:30 this morning [dlisted]
A “Who’d You Rather?” between Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow is such an easy one — Mark Sanchez, duh! [kenneth]
Someone’s gone all JLo with her “X Factor” rider and her name is Britney Spears, who demanded ten snack size bags of Doritos and twelve vases of magnolia blossoms in her dressing room [popbytes]
And speaking of Brit, find out why she walked off the set on her first day as a judge (not enough Doritos?) [socialite life]
OMG, it’s what you should watch tonight: “Beetlejuice” [celebrity cafe]
# 30 on this list of True Blood‘s 30 greatest moments is basically the best thing about True Blood to begin with [after elton]
OMG, the injustice! Some biker dude got a ticket for not riding in the bike lane [double viking]
How long after flying like a bird did Nelly Furtado become a hipster? [arjan]
OMG, Bill Clinton poses for a photo with porn stars… shocking! [allie]
If Kate Middleton really is “a cold, dull, serious girl,” then she’s pretty on course for the throne [celebitchy]
OMG, raw video of docking! [joe]
It’s official: Christina Aguilera has a new nose (and she isn’t the only one) [theberry]
Kate Middleton isn’t “a cold, dull, serious girl,” she’s just British.