!! OMG, He’s Endowed: John Edwards !!

While everyone else is eagerly awaiting the Winter Olympics, I’m on pins and needles for the release of John Edwards’s upcoming sex tape, shot with babymama/crazyperson Rielle Hunter!
Johnny may be one of the most personally despicable politicians ever, but you have to admit that for a 50+-year-old man, he’s reasonably attractive. Annnnd it turns out he has a giant penis! Gawker reports:

Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.” And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.
The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”

The sex tape has yet to surface, but it’s surely only a matter of time. (I hope I hope I hope.) Hey former Edwards staffers: send the tape to me! Nick Denton will probably give you a shitload of money, but I’m offering a BJ!

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6 Comments on "OMG, He’s Endowed: John Edwards"

  1. It’s nice to see a middle class (or maybe upper class in his case)typical white dude be hung like a bull! Well, not that we’ve seen it, but hopefully we will! 😉 peace

  2. Until the video is available….can you at least tease us with showing his basket in dress pants, jeans, or shorts? come on. Please.

  3. Thanks for this post! I always wonderer what he was packing ( as I do everyone thats attractive on tv) But I peged him to be average. Really you would be surprised how much thought I gave this. So I too HOPE HOPE HOPE for a release of this tape

  4. Don’t care how old he is. I’d do this DILF in a minute.

  5. I would mind seeing this old donger’s donger.

  6. Somehow he always made me melt, that’s a pay to see number for sure! Like to sit on his pretty face .

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