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!! OMG, Need to get fresh for the holidays? Bird Poop Facials and Bull Semen Hair Treatments are here! !!
Nummerz! Time for some R&R! Check out the newest fad of Bird Poop Facials and Bull Semen Hair Treatments! Take my money, honey!
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!! OMG, this street beggar may have the best impression of your thirsty, drunk ass after the bar !!
One-eyed glamour! And a tongue that knows what to do! Penny for your thotz?
!! OMG, The New York Mets tweeted a picture of TJ Rivera with a giant dildo in the background !!
Let’s play a game of ‘Where’s DILDO!’ You have to have a really sharp eye to spot it! …Or a hungry eye at least! “Have yerself a good night, TJ!”
!! OMG, the ELEPHANT in the room: Crowd and opponent in awe at weigh-in over size of boxer’s buldge !!
If anything is gonna knock anyone out, it’s gonna be that package! Good LAWD! Boxer David Allen is in the wrong industry!
!! OMG, ’tis the season to be naughty: Khia’s new ‘Santa Baby’ video !!
Tired of all those clean and wholesome Christmas albums? Khia gives the “My Neck, My Back” treatment to the risque-for-its-time holiday classic “Santa, Baby” with new lyrics like:
“Made me wait all year for the D / 12 months of Christmas screaming ho, ho, ho / slide down my chimney, sucking on my mistletoe / fresh chocolate chip cookies sittin’ waitin’ by the stove / hot warm buttermilk slippin’ slidin’ down your throat / I can hear the sleigh bells pulling up to my door.”
A new Christmas tradition is born!
