Okay, let’s go through this one really slow. Stick with me cause there’s penis at the end of this boring rainbow:
There is a person named Cindy Margolis. She is an older blond lady who inexplicably holds the “world record” for being the “most downloaded woman on the internet.” This is really baffling because she’s kind of gross but I think it either has something to do with the fact that she goes on Howard Stern sometimes or the fact that straight men are dazzled and confused by blond hair and big boobs. Or maybe the record is just from the olden days when you actually had to download pictures and put them on floppy discs? I don’t know!
Anyway, the point is that there is a person and her name is Cindy Margolis. The cable backwater known as the Fox Reality Network is giving her a Bachelorette-type reality show called Seducing Cindy. Because why not!
Got it so far? Good. Okay, so one of the contestants on Seducing Cindy is really hot. He is a “model” named Leighton Stultz. Annnnnnd he posed for Playgirl. YAY. After the jump see Leighton’s penis and rejoice. Aren’t you glad you read all this crap now?
Oh, NSFW. Via Tabloid Prodigy.