An anonymous tipster writes to request nudies of the mysterious, brooding cutie-pie Ben Whishaw, who plays John Keats in Jane Campion’s new Bright Star. (Our tipster reports that he cried twice during the film, alone in an audience of middle-aged ladies. And no, the tipster is not me.)
Here at OMG.BLOG, ask and you shall receive. Behold as—after the NSFW jump—I pull Mr. Whishaw’s totally UC dick, luxurious pubes and perky butt out like rabbits from my hat.