!! OMG, He’s Naked in School: The Hawaii Speedo Student !!

OH SCHOOL DAZE! How I miss you!
Some (extremely hot) guy has been wandering around the University of Hawai’i-Manoa for months, jerking off in classrooms and uploading the results to XTube and his own blog. Instead of giving this hero a degree in Performance and Gender Studies (as they surely would have done at Sarah Lawrence College, where I went to school) the administration is searching for the sexy fellow in order to reprimand him. What is this, Liberty University?! Loosen up!
Of course the squares at the school newspaper– is that you Andrea Zuckerman?!– are total judgey killjoys, describing the nude student’s beautiful halo of blonde ringlets as “frizzy,” advising students “take appropriate precautions like disinfecting desks and washing hands frequently” and to call security on anyone “exhibiting sexually deviant and psychotic behavior.” But I have a feeling that there are at least a few UH students (not to mention professors) who would love nothing better than to sit at a desk that had been contaminated by the nude cutie.
Want to see more? The fine bloggers over at Queerty are nicely providing readers with a generous gallery of the Speedo Student’s antics, which I highly encourage you to check out. But they don’t post naked pictures at Queerty, so I’m providing a few peen shots of the wanted scholar-masturbator sans Speedos after the jump. See? I am good for something after all. NSFW!


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11 Comments on "OMG, He’s Naked in School: The Hawaii Speedo Student"

  1. mike yk paahana | May 24, 2010 at 3:53 pm | Reply

    he got a reel nice dick, does he like guys

  2. Hmmm I don’t think he’s that bad looking. He’s got a nice body and good dick he just needs to do something about that jew fro..

  3. ah, this concept could have been so much better with a better model, but whatevs.
    and as a fellow sadie lou alum: yup, i could totally imagine this as a conference project for some bs course. lol

  4. Lordy, I need to apply for a “student” loan…hot!!

  5. eeeeeeeewwwwww grosssss really really unatractive

  6. Rorornoa Zoro | March 17, 2010 at 4:55 pm | Reply

    Cabbage Patch Kids: All Grown Up. *snicker*

  7. He looks like he is out of a 1985 skin magazine. The kelly green Speedo’s…..come on.

  8. That whole surfer-dude look is hot. I applaud this guy for having fun! Fuck the nay-sayers and the germaphobes. He’s adorable and I’d make love to those feet any time!

  9. Wow, talk about butterface.

  10. Well said, Todd. No Hair, no care. I want a MAN not something that reminds mo of a 10 year old (Albeit a hung 10 year old. I likeslidding down a pole and digging my nose in some pubic hair. And Bmad, you ARE gvood for something… Once in a while ROFL (Just kidding everyone)!!

  11. No pubes? No way. 🙁

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