Moise Santamaria is more than just a bad-ass kickboxer and very flexible human. He has something hidden in those kickboxing shorts, that you’ll have to check after the jump to discover [NSFW]. You might recognize Mr. Santamaria from one of the past Dieux Du Stade calendars. I’m not sure if he actually used to play rugby or if he was brought in as a ringer. In fact, I’m done thinking about it. Who cares?