So I’m out for Christmasy drinks last night and someone comes up to me at the bar and is like, “You’re doing a great job on OMG Blog, but could you please post more full frontals?” And that is when I went wild homo.
I am going to share with you a secret that you might not have considered: celebrities don’t show their dicks every day! Short of following Hugh Jackman into the bathroom and snapping his picture at the urinal, there is little I can do to procure pictures of Mr. Jackman’s D if such pictures don’t exist. I do my best to scour this here internet for the best specimens of nude celebrity manhood and post them for your viewing enjoyment: if a celebrity shows his penis, I guaranf*ckingtee you that I will find it and have it up here in no time cause unfortunately that’s what I pray for all day.
More often than not, however, celebrities guard their privates with infuriating zeal. So sometimes you will just have to settle for butts, okay? Also, guess what? Some people like butts! Including me!
After the jump is Motley Crue’s Nikki Sixx and his big exposed thing, so enjoy. Not sure what the origin of the pictures is, but they seem to be from when he was still young and hot. NSFW.