!! OMG, he’s pretty much naked: Robert Pattinson !!

Okay, it’s not full wiener, and there’s no butt, but I think I see shaft where Robert Pattinson is tucking, Silence of the Lambs style, in his pre-Twilight film Little Ashes.

Check out the NSFWy screen grabs after the jump, as well as a link to a video.

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18 Comments on "OMG, he’s pretty much naked: Robert Pattinson"

  1. Humans R People | January 23, 2014 at 11:15 am | Reply

    @ Jason. Its not nice to make comments like that about anybody. Robert is a human being with feelings. He is someones son, brother & maybe some day father. Please be kind people to one another!

  2. This man is handsome, indeed. Gainfully employed and seemingly a gentleman. I think he’s okay. Successful, too. Yeah, he’s good-looking, too. What more did you want? Oscar-worthy? Probably not. But he does bring more “life” to those Twilight movies than Kristen Stewart does…talk about wooden acting. She stinks. He’s pettier than her, too. Give this dude a break.

  3. actually, downs syndrome affects both guys and girls.
    kleinfelters affects only guys.

  4. He looks like Selma Blair in these caps.

  5. It’s not judgemental to think he isn’t attractive. It’s just personal preference. His body is still boyish looking (has nothing to do with six pack abs) so some people aren’t into that. It’s certainly their right.
    I know all the Twitards are just convulsing in rage over the idea that someone isn’t attracted to Robert Pattinson.

  6. soooo some people think hes not hot for his body…
    well do those people have amazing six packs?
    if not they have no right to judge
    theyre just too brainwashed from the media that the only good looking people are tan and have washboard abs
    but i personally thinks hes perfect

  7. downs syndrome is for girls… its klienfelters syndrome for boys…
    and he is not at all attractive…

  8. TiTi MukhangAri | July 14, 2009 at 2:07 am | Reply


  9. Horror of horrors, he doesn’t have a super-model body! That must mean he’s fat and ugly!
    Why do some people frustrate me, sometimes. He has an average (to perhaps even above average) body… in those pictures. (There are more recent shirtless pictures where is a little more ‘buff’). That must mean he’s ugly! As if at least half of you don’t have as much or more flab.
    The funniest part about all of this is I don’t even really like the guy! It’s just that these posts are so absurd.

  10. Ya, he’s the perfect example of how hype can drive opinion. This twilight craze has made people think he’s hot. But he is so, so, so not.

  11. “I think I see shaft”…hysterical.

  12. He has the body of a teenage girl… how disappointing. I wonder why anyone considers him attractive.

  13. Does he have downs syndrome?

  14. Ricky Morgan | July 13, 2009 at 1:11 pm | Reply

    Don’t think its gross at all. Love this guy!

  15. He’s absolutely ugly. Terrible shape, ridicolous body, hilarious “man” parts and a face and a nose that are gross. People drooling for him must be blind. Or unaware what sex and sexy must be like.
    He’s also a mediocre actor.

  16. I think I’m gonna Ralph! Beurk!

  17. По моему Вам нужно чаще отдыхать, очень уж Вы заработались.

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