Things I need: A name as hot as Eoin Macken; A face as gorgeous as Eoin Macken; Abs as flat as Eoin Macken; An ass as hard as Eoin Macken; Sex eyes as steamy as Eoin Macken…Alas, I have none of these things, and so must suffer by witnessing all the amazing things Irish actor Eoin Macken was blessed with that I was not. Torture yourself a bit by checking out the NSFW shots of Eoin’s movie Siren after the jump.