I had seen the DEAR GOD blog around for a bit, but never really wanted to link to it…it was just a bit too Chicken Soup/Eat Pray Love for my sick little heart. Then I happened to check just now and saw THIS POST:
Dear God,
Where to begin…
I go to a military boarding school and am struggling with the idea that I might be gay. I’ve lived my entire life around the idea that girls are who I should be with, but I can’t explain my attraction to guys. It’s weird, and I’ve never been with a man to any extent, but I feel like I should. Every time I kiss my girlfriend, I feel like a liar.
Is there something wrong with me? Did you make me this way or am I just a freak?
Ooooo! Gurl! I think I might have found a little jerk-off jack-pot. Nothing like the pleasurable confessions of confused straight-boys to get my sticker tickling. Here’s my prayer:
Dear God,
Please send me a magical-shape-shifting-million-dollar-cinnamon-flavoured boyfriend who morphs from hot-shit-humble-art-queer at parties to Timm-Gunn when I need a shoulder to shed crocodile tears on to curious-18-year-old military-school-student when I need a turn-on to uncut-power-daddy-flip-flopping-verse-bottom-Christopher-Meloni when I’m ready for sex to post-coitus-masseur when I’m done to cup-of-coffee when I wake up. Kthxbai.
Is that too much to ask for? Who cares, it’s God, she can do anything.
lmfao. Loved you lil prayer. So freaking funny. And let me just second that! 😉
hahahahha nice post!
This marks the first time I’ve LOLd at one of Graydon’s posts. Bravo.