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!! OMG, finally: There’s now a human-sized dog bed for your lazy ass! !!

Go on ahead: Lay comfy in your human-sized dog bed, since you wanna act like a little BITCH!

Yes, now YOU can be just like your precious Muffie and Mister Tibbles, and veg out and shed your hair on massive ploompf instead of your normal condo furniture. Check out more photos from their product shoot after the jump. (Oh, you just know all the kinky pup-play sluts are gonna go wild for this one!)

Would you cop, OMG!?

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!! OMG, be loud: Fill out the 16th Annual LGBTQ Survey !!

The annual LGBTQ Perspectives Survey is back! Your participation allows us to keep the site going by showing companies all around the world that queer media like OMG.BLOG matters, and that our audience is like no other.

Previous surveys have yielded 45,000 respondents from 150 countries and help set LGBTQ-positive agendas as companies work on their advertising budgets. As sites like ours begin to phase out invasive third party cookies, surveys are a high quality, voluntary method of providing our advertisers with relevant reader information.

CLICK HERE TO START THE 2022 SURVEY (and don’t forget to select “OMG.BLOG” when you get to the last question).

BONUS: Everyone who completes the survey by May 31st may enter an optional drawing to win one of twenty US $50 gift e-card prizes, or if you win, you can designate a charity to receive the prize.

The survey is conducted by LGBTQ research firm Community Marketing, Inc.

!! OMG, tired of old-fashioned car care? Try the CROTCH CANNON !!

If you’re a dad who doesn’t embarrass their kids enough – then here’s the perfect product to make their summer that much more humiliating! The car-washing CROTCH CANNON!

Yes, you can now spurt suds from your nether-regions and down dere parts for all your neighbors to see… well, until they call the cops at least! This product is Australian. Hm. Never would have guessed! Check out more pics of this 2022 invention after the jump and grab yours today for only 150!

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!! OMG, WATCH: Heidi Montag eating raw bulls testicles is why the internet was made !!

Yes – The Hills star, pop chaunteuse and surged-beauty ICON, Miss Heidi Montag helped herself to some RAW “Rocky Mountain oysters.” Bulls balls are typically cooked or fried but Montage likes em… fresh. Check out the video after the jump which she shared to her Instagram. …Gorgeous sunset?

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