The Olympics– they just keep coming! And with more Olympics, we get more dumb and weird Olympic mascots. This time, the good people of London have invented two one-eyed metal Olympic dildos named Wenlock and Mandeville. They join a long line of deeply creepy mascots for the international games.
Can’t we just slap a Nike swoosh on Ronald McDonald, appoint him permanent mascot and be done with it?
[Via The Awl]