Who knew that every time you eat a cupcake you are actually murdering a doctor who performs abortions!? Well good for you! Conversely, every time you eat a muffin or a WICKED NEW YORK BAGEL you might as well be vacuuming a cute little fetus from some lady’s promiscuous and unsuspecting womb!
Sunday might be National Coming Out Day, but what you might not know is that Jesus himself has proclaimed today, October 9th, NATIONAL PRO-LIFE CUPCAKE DAY! That’s right! According to the Pro-Life Cupcake Campaign, this is the day that the Lord has made to shame babykillers with baked treats!
According to the P-LCC’s website:
Cupcakes were designed for children’s birthday parties. We love Children and we love birthdays. We think this would be a good way to tell people that we think that every child should be allowed to have a birthday.
Bring in a tray of cupcakes for any group of people and you will find that they will flock to get them. As soon as they take a bite they will probably ask, “Who’s birthday is it?”
Then you answer. “It’s no ones birthday. These cupcakes represent the 50,000,000 children who weren’t allowed to be born, who never had a birthday.” The cake in their mouth will become dry and the moment will hopefully become quite somber. Then you say, “If you and I were aborted we wouldn’t have a birthday party either.”
The idea behind www.CupCakesForlife.com is to spread the terrible truth about the assault on the unborn in a thoughtful, unique, and kind way.
So fire up your oven, get out your mixmaster and bust open a pack of Duncan Hines. (Betty Crocker is not encouraged because she is clearly a complete liberal slut!) Don’t do it for your appetite– do it for Baby Tanya!
(Yeah, the whole site is actually just some babyhater’s idea of a sick cupcake joke, but who cares!)
Via Jezebel
This is bloody hilarious. How about giving a cupcake to someone who actually HAS a birthday, and doesn’t have anyone to that cares to celebrate it with them, perhaps?
If someone told me, “It’s no one’s birthday” when standing in front of birthday cupcakes, I would have to resist the urge to laugh mercilessly and inquire why they even bothered making them for no one at all.
So anyway, Bmad, you’re really quite the first author here at OMGblog that I’ve bothered attention to, as you’re a bit more political than other people here. Keep it up!
Yeah just think of the 50 million unwanted children born to women who for one reason or another could not handle being a mother at that moment in their lives…50 million children who need clothing and food and a place to live, you would then go on to create hundreds of millions of more human beings putting stress on natural resources and adding to the garbage output and …yeah it’s just terrible, terrible to think that people would actually WANT an overpopulated planet.