Kimberly Lynn Calvert, a 45-year-old woman from Florida, was arrested this past week for beating her boyfriend with a dildo:
Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales, with whom she has been living for five months, then “began poking” him “in the groin area multiple times” with the sex toy. Gonzalez called 911.
I don’t know why he called the police. Sounds like foreplay to me.
Via TABLOID PRODIGY.
Gonzalez should go watch Bruno to learn how to protect himself from dildo attacks.