June may be Gay Pride month, but let’s not let it distract us from what’s really important: Orange Pride! No, it has nothing to do with being from Florida! Orange Pride is the deep pride that comes from being a Hooters Girl!
Now don’t roll your eyes– everyone should be proud of what they do! Hell, I’m proud that I post naked pictures of male celebrities on the internet, so I’m not going to throw stones at a few nice girls in white sneakers who earn their tips by serving buffalo wings and jalapeno poppersfrom out of their titties. But I do have a few questions about this ad! First, are the preteen girls who appear at the end customers or future employees? Second, does the “Orange” in “Orange Pride” refer to the color of the Hooters Girls’ shorts, or the color of their skin? Or both!
Happy Orange Pride month!