!! OMG, how patriotic: Armed foetus Christmas ornament !!

This hot new Christmas gift is flying off the shelves. Get yours while you can.

Protect our troops – from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3″ long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

Show that you support the “culture of life” by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

Also available in a “Brown” model.

(Thanks to Scott R. for the tip!)

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2 Comments on "OMG, how patriotic: Armed foetus Christmas ornament"

  1. a new emotion…horror through laughter. Gross.

  2. The line between psycho and satire is oh-so-paper-thin, here.

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