!! OMG, how poopy: Diet pills !!

The first FDA-approved diet pill hit pharmacy shelves last week, and ladies can’t get enough, despite the fact that it makes you poop your pants. It’s called “alli,” and what it does is keep your body from absorbing a percentage of fat calories.
But watch out! If you eat too much fat, you may experience such unpleasant side effects as “bowel changes” or “gas with oily spotting.” The solution? Eat less fat, but then why do you need alli at all?
Don’t ask that question of all the happy alli customers so far, because they just don’t care, and are obviously following the manufacturer’s advice to “wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.” (via Broadsheet)

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1 Comment on "OMG, how poopy: Diet pills"

  1. So — in essence its a negative reinforcement tool…
    if you eat too much fat you shit your pants — so dont eat fat and you wont shit your pants..
    Its like with the mice — when they try to drink out of the electrified spout — eventually they stop going….

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