Have you heard about this show called Dance Your Ass Off? It’s about fat people jiggling and jiving in tutus and leotards and I almost fell off the couch when I saw the ad for it! Whoever came up with this idea is an evil genius! I guess the supposed point of it is that obese people lose weight by dancing and then cry fatty tears of joy. So in that way it’s supposed to be uplifting like The Biggest Loser.
But of course the real point of it ishaha I can’t believe that obese person is twirling, doing high-kicks, and grinding on all fours wearing barely enough fabric to properly cover Oprah’s left boob!
I will be watching every minute of course! (Oh, and PS they’re supposedly giving away one iPad per episode to viewers…)