Wanna see what I got for Valentine’s Day? I’m wearing it now! (My new boyfriend the Unabomber sent it to me from jail– how thoughtful, right?)
(Via Videogum)
Wanna see what I got for Valentine’s Day? I’m wearing it now! (My new boyfriend the Unabomber sent it to me from jail– how thoughtful, right?)
(Via Videogum)
Don’t send her disgusting old flowers again! Send her a HugEGram! Order now and get a beautiful bouquet of flowers free!
That makes me violent….there should be one that looks like a big poo and you record a message like “I missed not watching the Kardashians with you last night” and then it farts really loud and releases a death-stink, just like the ones your boyfriend lets go when you are together. It could be called THE HUDGEY-GRAM. That would be more fun to take to the office. Maybe you could order from 5 different scents too..I’m brainstorming here people
I can’t believe I didn’t find this before Vday. 🙁