If he was my bodyguard I’d probably have a crush on him. He looks like he’s real tough with everyone except his bitch, you know? Like he would beat up all the gays who looked at my shoes the wrong way and then would carry me to bed and feed me an Alfajore dulce de leche cookie and massage me in his underwear and whisper to me that I would be safe until I fell asleep.
Wow, I paint quite a picture don’t I?
Thanks to Dan for the hot tranny fierce tip.
Most. Hilarious. Caption. Ever.
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