Alright, fine, that picture has nothing to do with what I’m about to say. But come on. It’s hilarious. The real news is that Britney is teaming up with Rihanna for a remix of S&M — news that Rihanna informed the world of via Twitter: “I got a #SEXY collabo comin your way supa dupa soon!!!!! OH YEAH!!! By popular demand…. Its BRITNEY BITCH!!!!” I’m taking bets on whether or not David LaChapelle is upset over not being picked instead.