If — and that’s a big if — Casper Smart has indeed tattooed girlfriend Jennifer Lopez‘s name onto his peen, then what do you think his explanation will be once JLo’s done playing with this rebound? According to a “friend” who spoke with In Touch Weekly, “Jennifer thinks Casper’s tattoos are sexy, but this one is her favorite, for obvious reasons.” And, for reasons that are hopefully not just obvious to me, that’s really creepy.
(via Pop Justice — thanks, Kevin)
what does it say when he pees?
I second R’s message. POIDH!!
Meowzer, when soft it says “JLo” when hard it says “Jennifer Lopez”.
Would it be incredibly self-interested of me if I say, “Pictures, or it didn’t happen?” LOL.
For reasons obvious to me, I’d like to see it. Of course, if all he can fit is JLo, then, well….
Can we PLEASE stop saying “peen”?