No, that’s not Lady Gaga and her two back-up dancers — it’s Miss Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa of Southern California, who is rewiring my brain to reconsider the imagery it would conjure up when it thinks of the words “HO HO HO” and “coming down the chimney”.
Genoveva (well excuse us with that name) had to be rescued from a chimney after getting stuck at the home of some dude she had reportedly met online. By 5:45 am, police responded to a report of a woman crying in the area. Gen was crying because she was stuck in the gottdamn chimney!
Apparently, (according to the dude that lived there) this was Gen‘s SECOND attempt at entry and they maybe could have had some sort of a previous relationship too… Love hurts! Well… at least Gen got to keep this lil souvenir of glamour: