!! OMG, rob me: Semen Thieves !!

Thieves in Scotland made off with £12 000 worth of bull sperm sometime between Sunday and Thursday of this week. I wish my sperm was worth something but I give so much away that the market’s saturated and there’s absolutely no demand for it anymore.

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2 Comments on "OMG, rob me: Semen Thieves"

  1. graydon! i have an internet crush on you

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