Ooooookay, here I go: That Bristol Palin has been able to carve out a career in reality TV simply for having a crackpot mother and hopping on Levi Johnston after a few wine coolers is a sad, sad reflection of our world. And now she has a book? Really? Because teenage motherhood and a stint on Dancing With The Stars suddenly propelled her fingers to get a’typin’? So over it.