Dep thot of the day: New Hampshire state rep. Nancy Elliot (the Carrie Bradshaw of provincial Republican bitches!) muses on the topic of same-sex marriage. By which I mean, duh, she’s been obsessing about poop:
“We’re talking about taking the penis of a man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. And you have to think, would I want that to be done to me?”
You do have to think, don’t you! Hmm! THINKING RIGHT NOW!