Before she became the Queen of England, Madonna used to be the quintessential New Yorker. This is the lady who started her career at Danceteria and was primarily known as “the girl who used to lounge around naked longest in the gym locker room.” Of course, she’s long since abandoned these mean streets for horsier pastures, but Madonna got back to her NYC roots by– gasp!– coming down from her royal yoga mat to ride the subway again!
Of course, TMZ irritatingly fails to report what train she was on or where she was going. My man-friend says it looks like an A train from the sign but I can’t quite make it out. I guess we’ll just have to use our imaginations. Come see me on the G, Madge!
UPDATE: I must have posted this before I had my afternoon Adderall, because it’s clearly the fakest thing ever! In addition to being dressed for December, Madonna also has an extra arm in the photo on the subway platform. Also she’s taking an above-ground train which, let’s face it: even if she were to venture onto the subway, there’s absolutely no way in the world that the Material Girl would be riding the J train or its ilk. (Don’t get me wrong– I love the J train, but I also love shopping at C-Town.)
[TMZ via Gawker]