Poor Shirley Phelps-Roper! The Liza Minelli of homophobes is mad that her own Westboro Baptist Church’s endless and shameless string of publicity grabs isn’t getting, well, the publicity it used to. In fact, you may have read lately about the Florida preacher who wants to burn a bunch of Korans at Ground Zero? Well that has absolutely nothing to do with Miss Shirley. But she would like you to know that her church has been burning Korans for years. And no one cared at all!
You kind of have to take pity on Shirley. Without her clever signs and her famous church, she’s just another crazy old lady with a really long braid.
Her brother was on NPR recently. He broke ranks from the cult of that family many many years ago and was excommunicated for it (they all refuse to talk to him. He detailed the physical abuse, brainwashing, and cruelty his psychotic father routinely inflicted on him and his siblings (including nutty Shirley above). It was a fascinating story!
…Ol’ crazy eyes is losing her mojo? Oh no!
She and clan Phelps are as relevant as tits on a wart hog. Since 98% of their filthy gathering place (Westboro BC)are inbred trolls, they are getting rather antsy to increase the size of their flock…better get busy sister!…i think one of your cousins is eyeing you…oh wait, that’s the out-of-wedlock son of yours!…ah what the hell Shitley! Go for it. You need to get laid, girl!