Once upon a time in the faraway land of YouTube, a man came along named Graydon Sheppard, bringing with him tales of the sh*t girls say. And it was funny. So funny, in fact, that the people of YouTube began to envy the man’s genius. And soon they transformed from a land of admirers into a swarm of pretenders, each telling their own tales of the sh*t black girls say… and gays, and Southern gays, and girls to gays, and on and on into endless variation. But then came along two more men, these named Tripp and Tyler, who had their own genius idea: to tell of the sh*t nobody says. So now can we all pah-lease live happily ever after and move on to the next viral genre? The end.