The cast of Celebrity Apprentice 3 was announced today, and like last time, it has a bona fide celebrity-to-me and gay icon in the person of Ms. Cyndi Lauper! There are also a few other semi-famous people and reality TV veterans on it in addition to the usual wrestlers, sluts, and mixed-martial losers filling out the cast. My main complaint: WHERE’S OMAROSA???!
The cast, from left to right, is “real Elaine” Carol Leifer, Sinbad, lady wrestler Maria Kanellis, bribey former governor Rod Blagojevich, Sharon Osbourne (oh, that old thing?), Olympics person Michael Johnson, Trumpy (duh), chef Curtis Stone, the glorious Ms. Lauper, another wrestler (who cares!?), a baseball player I have heard of named Darryl Strawberry, the bewigged Brett Michaels, undie model Selita Ebanks (for Trump’s pleasure, of course), swimmer Summer Sanders, and Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper’s Holly Robinson Peete, who went to the same college as me and Frank, so yay?