!! OMG, trolly dolly: dog a la [shopping] cart !!

I bet that little bitch is barking orders at her poor little brother as soon as the camera’s off, I have big sisters, I know that they can be such manipulative mini-whores. She makes him push her princess puppy ass around all day; she wants to go to the shops, she wants to go on a boat trip, she wants to go to the park, thank dog she’s off to university soon, then she can find a boyfriend and own his ass instead of her paw tired little brother.
you want me to swing by and pick you up because you got drunk on yellow hooch alco-pops in the park?…bitch please, make your own way home!
[via papermag]

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