Here’s a first! A story about three TITS and it’s actually a non-Kardashian related story.
A US massage therapist by the name of Jasmine Tridevil (pronounced Try-DEVIL) has decide to put in the hard work needed to become a reality TV star, and underwent surgery to add a third cha-cha to her rack.
Jasmine (who’s from Florida, OBVIOUSLY) spent $20,000 on the procedure a few months ago after asking 50 different doctors and finally finding her side-show prince charming with a scalpel.
Tridevil, whose dream is to have her own MTV reality show, said her parents did not take the news of her third breast well.
“My mum ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad…he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it,” she said.
As well as hoping for fame and fortune, Tridevil said there was another major reason she had the surgery.
“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.
Sounds stable enough! I have to say — I’m kind of digging Jasmine’s look. It’s very Futurama-meets-Total Recall and she’s doing it “for herself”. She’s like the anti-Ja’mie!
Poor thing. Had she done her market research, she would have realized that a third breast is every every adolescent straight boy’s wet dream.
And lest not forget the “Cat Dancer” from “Star Trek V”…