What’s depressing is that I’ve been on all of these dates (except for maybe the “checked other girls out” category — that, at least, hasn’t been the case yet). What’s even more depressing is that I’ve probably helped fill in a lot of other people’s Bad Date Bingo cards: I’m a picky eater and I’ve often gotten too drunk. Whoops.
(via Queerty)
Quoting Charlie Sheen should be on there as well.