OMG, How Educational: The Sex Squad
I guess this is how kids learn about safe sex these days: from a scary villain who shoots evil sperm from his misshapen penis-hands./ If…
I guess this is how kids learn about safe sex these days: from a scary villain who shoots evil sperm from his misshapen penis-hands./ If…
Surprise surprise! A reality teevee contestant is doing porn! Well, this time it’s gay porn, so I guess I approve. US Big Brother cowboy cutie…
OMG who has Tiger Woods impregnated now? Find out here.
It’s that time of year again! No, not the time of year I rush to Duane Reade to binge on half-price Valentine’s candy. (That was…
A few stills from Lady Gaga’s upcoming TELEPHONE video have been released, and as usual for Ms. Gaga, it’s all about the hair! See a…
Wanna see what I got for Valentine’s Day? I’m wearing it now! (My new boyfriend the Unabomber sent it to me from jail– how thoughtful,…
Are you a grown-ass homo with no sense of shame and a smooth, textureless lump where your D and B’s should be? Do you have…