!! Theatre !!

!! OMG, have you heard: ‘Brokeback Mountain’… the musical? !!

Brokeback Mountain… the musical?! [Instinct]

The Daniels do a Star Wars. [Lainey Gossip]

Introducing the actual boyfriend pillow. [Sad and Useless]

Aisle turds near the Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Some Like it Hot. [Dlisted]

Madonna‘s message to her haters, the remix. [Towleroad]

Gwyneth‘s “conscious disregard for people.” [Socialite Life]

83 British town councils declining to spent a dime on coronation festivities. [Celebitchy]




!! OMG, do you even read, sis? Valerie Solanas’ scarce play ‘Up Your Ass’ !!

Valerie Solanas Up Your Ass

If you like your important LGBTQ+ literary texts short, sharp and snappy, might Cookie suggest Up Your Assa rarely published play by vanguard NYC downtowner and Andy Warhol shooter Valerie Solanas.

According to publisher Sternberg Press, it explodes “social and sexual mores and the hypocritical, patriarchal culture that produces them” with “signature irreverence and wit, incisiveness and camp.”

Careful though, you just might see yourself imperfectly represented—as all representations are—in all your imperfectness, as “the unknowing john, the frothy career girl, the boring male narcissist, two catty drag queens, the sex-depraved housewife, and a pair of racialized pickup artists.”

!! OMG, WATCH: Patti LuPone screams at audience member to ‘GTFO’ !!

Well, it looks as if celebrated theatre icon and actor Patti LuPone LOST IT at an audience member! And you just know we are here for this 😂

”The moment was captured by another theatergoer and posted to Twitter, where it quickly went viral.

During a talkback panel following a performance of LuPone’s hit musical Company, the star noticed the audience member improperly masked.

“Put your mask over your nose, that’s why you’re in the theater,” said LuPone, who battled Covid-19 earlier this year.

She continued: “That is the rule. If you don’t want to follow the rule, get the f–k out!”

As the audience cheered in approval, LuPone added: “Who do you think you are? That you do not respect the people that are sitting around you!”

Find the video of the incident after the jump! Go, Patti!


!! OMG, presenting: The Slags of Suffolk !!

We could watch these two talk for hours! Check out Rebecca Moore and Sophie Success as The Slags of Suffolk, just chatting about their day-to-day lives! They’re absolutely FILTHY! But also very CLASSY!

!! OMG, WATCH: Tornado tears through town in Oklahoma !!

Extreme up-close of a tornado in Madill Oklahoma on April 22, 2020. This tornado damaged town structures and lofted trees into the air before transitioning to a rope phase. Many people observed a rainbow with this tornado. Moments after the tornado struck, the sky was blue and sunny.

Mother nature is angry! Check out the insane video above!

!! OMG, Tyra releases crazy as hell trailer announcement for ‘Modelland’ !!

ModelLand and I invite you to join #TheUpriXing by posting a video of you shouting out to a person that hurt you. Whether the source of your pain comes from someone you’ve dated, a job or a parent, now’s the time to let it out like never before. Now’s the time to use the pain that they caused you as strength. Now’s the time to be heard and take your power back. Keep it real and raw, but no need to say names. They know who they are. It won’t be easy. It will be uncomfortable. You may feel vulnerable, but just know that #TheUpRiXing has your back.

Oooh, we wanna see these! Check out Tyra‘s message above and grab the vaseline for those teefs!

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